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Newborn
ELROY Remember what happened when you returned to the dog groomer and complained that Ruff Ruff wasn’t “soft enough”? OTTO He wasn’t right. They got sloppy. I know how soft he’s supposed to be. ELROY And what happened? OTTO They spit on Ruff Ruff.
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Hanging
TONY ESPINO HANGMAN V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 5/20/15 EXT. GALLOWS DAY We see an EXECUTIONER placing a noose around BETSY’S neck. EXECUTIONER I now sentence you to death by hanging. BETSY No! You can’t do that. EXECUTIONER Sure I can. Watch. BETSY Wait! Please. I have a family. A husband and children who need me. EXECUTIONER…
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Snow White
TONY ESPINO ANTI-SNOW WHITE V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 8/6/15 EXT. FOREST – DAY GRUMPY is sitting down against a tree, with one eye shut, playing with a stick. GRUMPY Snow White has turned into such a bitch lately. SLEEPY notices Grumpy and sits down next to him. SLEEPY You grumpy? GRUMPY What you can’t tell us…
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Dead Bod
TONY ESPINO DEAD BOD V1.1 ORIGINAL DATE 5/14/15 ELROY is crossing the street talking on his cell phone. ELROY (on phone) I’ll be home in ten minutes as long as I don’t get hit by a car. Oh no a car! Elroy gets hit by a car and falls down. A woman named STACY runs…
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Fireman
TONY ESPINO FIREMAN V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/17/15 INT. LIVING ROOM – NIGHT OLIVE is waiting impatiently when her son, BART, walks in. OLIVE You’re late, Bart! Where the hell have you been? BART I’ve been all over the place, ma. Places you wouldn’t even dream of. OLIVE Were you in the park playing checkers with…
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Afterlife
TONY ESPINO AFTERLIFE V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/2/15 EXT. ELROY’S HOUSE – DAY ELROY walks up to his front door and tries to unlock it but can’t. Unaware to Elroy there’s a MAN sitting on the curb watching him. ELROY I don’t understand why my house keys aren’t working. Elroy tries unlocking it again, but still…