Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop (A-Z)

​Detective Murky: All these flowers and I’m the only one eating them? Detective Gonzalez: Because it’s a flower show for folks to admire their beauty not eat them. Detective Murky: Can’t take me anywhere. Detective Gonzalez: Detective work is what we’re here for. Either get with the program, Murky, or– Detective Murky:  Funny is whatContinue reading “Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop (A-Z)”

Clit Mag Rewind  (Issue 1) – Johnny From The Tracks

​There was a boy named Johnny who grew up on the right side of the tracks with good friends, good family and hot chicks. Then one day Johnny started chopping all of their heads off and couldn’t understand why. Unbeknownst to Johnny he was diagnosed at a young age with being a ninja. Finally hisContinue reading “Clit Mag Rewind  (Issue 1) – Johnny From The Tracks”

Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 2) – Not Phil!

​Rafael had his eye on the woman of his dreams. She was small, hand-held and yellow. A beautiful state-of-the-art pencil sharpener. Rafael was in love. For days he would just sit at his cubicle and peek through the cracks in the divider at this wonderful, sexy pencil sharpener. Everyday he watched as one after anotherContinue reading “Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 2) – Not Phil!”

Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop

​Detective Murky: Kids, this is Bloody Cop here to tell you not to be filthy dirtbags.  Director: Let’s try that again. Little less adlib this time. And maybe put out the cigarette. Detective Murky: Kids, Bloody Cop here to remind you about personal hygiene. Right now I’m brushing my teeth. Ain’t cause I want to,Continue reading “Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop”

Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 2) – Dicks of Blood Bleeding

​Carl just got home from a long, hard day at work. As he walked through the front door the lights came on and people jumped out and yelled surprise. It was Carl’s twenty-first birthday, and all his friends gathered to celebrate. Carl’s wife Debbie said, “Happy Birthday, guy. You’re getting a dang vasectomy.” “Uh…What? When?”Continue reading “Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 2) – Dicks of Blood Bleeding”

Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 3) – Koala Bears and Nursing Homes

​Justine had a love for koala bears unmatched by anyone in her nursing home. Even though she was just nineteen she wanted nothing more than to be an  old, feeble dying lady. That’s why her heart sank when the warden came in and punched her in the face with words like, “You’re too young forContinue reading “Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 3) – Koala Bears and Nursing Homes”

Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop

​Detective Murky: Hurry up and catch up to them already, Gonzalez! Detective Gonzalez: Pedal is to the metal, partner. Murky: That ain’t good enough. I’ll be back. Gonzalez: Christ, Hank. Get back here. Why are you going on the hood? Murky: I seen it in a movie. Calm down. Gonzalez: We’re going 72 miles–71 milesContinue reading “Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop”