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A Comedy Sketch About a Tightrope
That’s not true. George, remember all the fun we had playing Duck Hunt when Alice was in the bathroom puking on New Years?
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Lousy – Dream Big
CARLA Well, you look like shit. JAKE Sorry, Carla. I’m just really depressed. Feel so alone in this world.
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Mailman
TONY ESPINO MAILMAN V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/24/15 I/E. BETSY’S HOUSE – DAY A MAILMAN rings BETSY’S doorbell and she opens the door. BETSY Hey, Mr. Postman. What did you bring me today? MAILMAN (singing the blues) There is no mail today. So I’m just delivering you the blues. BETSY And who’s paying for the shipping?…
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Timeout
TONY ESPINO TIMEOUT V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/3/15 INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY OTTO and BETSY are arguing in front of their ten-year-old daughter, STACY. BETSY Why would you say that to me? OTTO Sorry, I just won’t say anything to you anymore. BETSY You’re such a jerk! STACY Mom! Dad! Knock it off! I said…
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Flies
TONY ESPINO FLIES V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 7/7/15 INT. RESTAURANT – NIGHT OTTO and ALICE are sitting across from each other at a fancy restaurant. Alice is grabbing flies out of the air and eating them. OTTO Why you eating all the flies? ALICE Don’t start judging me again, Otto. Alice snatches a fly off the…