“The universe is disguising its intentions. It must unveil them before it’s too late,” Roxanne said. “If it has no plans on helping us deliver this short film to the masses then we need to start persuading it.” “Fuck this universe if it doesn’t want to help,” Nina said. “There’s other universes we can ask.”Continue reading “5 Minutes of What?”
That’s not true. George, remember
all the fun we had playing Duck Hunt when
Alice was in the bathroom puking on New Years?
TONY ESPINO MALL SANTA V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 12/3/15 INT. MALL – DAY We see ALICE and her daughter VANESSA waiting in line to see SANTA. VANESSA Mom! I really want to see Santa. Why is it taking so long? ALICE Because we have to wait for these other kids to tell him what they want.Continue reading “Mall Santa”
TONY ESPINO SABRINA V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 10/14/15 EXT. WOODS – DAY OTTO and ELROY are walking through the woods when they spot SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH. OTTO Look, Elroy. There she is! ELROY Stop right there, Sabrina The Teenage Witch! SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH What do you two witch hunters want? OTTO We just wantContinue reading “Sabrina The Teenage Witch”
My name’s Charlie Brown. My world
is fire. And blood.
Remember what happened when you
returned to the dog groomer and
complained that Ruff Ruff wasn’t
He wasn’t right. They got sloppy. I
know how soft he’s supposed to be.
And what happened?
They spit on Ruff Ruff.
TONY ESPINO SCARE CUT V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/23/15 INT. BARBER SHOP – DAY OLIVE is in the middle of cutting ELROY’S hair. OLIVE I have no idea what to make for dinner tonight. Oh no! I have to stop cutting your hair. ELROY No you don’t. OLIVE I really do. There’s a ghost in it.Continue reading “Scarecut”
When I come home
and my hands are dirty from saving
dicks all day. You won’t want to be