Unthinkable Cramps | Diane & Decaying George

There he is.  George.  Decaying George. The middle-aged dopey dude standing in the middle of his living room like a lost puppy. He studies his reflection from multiple angles in the mirror of his cellphone, searching for something that’s not there.  This is just another thing he does that agitates Diane while she tries toContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Diane & Decaying George”

Unthinkable Cramps | Sasha & Yoyo

The wolf drone follows the trail of leaking potential through dead leaves, across a ravine and beyond ancient ritual grounds.  Sasha and Yoyo stand in a pile of old fortunes under the canopy of a dying fortune tree. A fortune drifts off a branch landing on a ruby gemstone on Sasha’s mask right between herContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Sasha & Yoyo”

Unthinkable Cramps | Murky & Sanchez

An unmarked Ford Granada cruises the empty streets of Unthinkable Cramps, alternating between paved and dirt. Smoke clouds the windshield. For a moment it reverses back into Hank Murky’s cigarette. The cigarette regains its former state from moments ago when he lit it. Blood drips from the steering wheel. Blood always drips from the steeringContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Murky & Sanchez”

Clit Mag Rewind  (Issue 3) – A Little Life

​Eliza was chasing something through the halls of her college building. “Oh my god! Someone catch it! It’s going too fast!” she exclaimed. Finally she cornered the scurrying little creature. “Holy shit, it’s a little life! Look everyone it’s a life! Let’s burn it!” The life looked up at Eliza and said, “Take it easy.Continue reading “Clit Mag Rewind  (Issue 3) – A Little Life”

Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop 

​Detective Murky: Feels good to walk through the forest. Breathe in this organic nature. It’s a welcome break from police brutality.  Detective Gonzalez: Don’t get all mushy on me. Detective Murky: I’m just living from my heart center. You should try–hey what do we got here? Detective Gonzalez: Dammit, Murky. Don’t touch the wilderness. DetectiveContinue reading “Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop “

Clit Mag Rewind  (Issue 2) – Boris and Boobies

​Boris’ mom had that look in her eyes again, then came the fury. “Boris your boobs are stuck to the dinner table again!” It was a typical Friday evening in January and Boris’ boobs were drenched in sweat. Then just like clockwork he reached for the creamed corn and his boobies got stuck to theContinue reading “Clit Mag Rewind  (Issue 2) – Boris and Boobies”

Sabrina The Teenage Witch

TONY ESPINO SABRINA V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 10/14/15 EXT. WOODS – DAY OTTO and ELROY are walking through the woods when they spot SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH. OTTO Look, Elroy. There she is! ELROY Stop right there, Sabrina The Teenage Witch! SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH What do you two witch hunters want? OTTO We just wantContinue reading “Sabrina The Teenage Witch”