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Sometimes I Feel Weird
“What happens to my memories when I die?”“Chill, T.R., why you always talking about us dying?” Willie doesn’t like talking about death. Not on these bike rides. These adventures. Or “chores” if you’re a stiff rule-abiding adult. To them these momentous occasions are just another thing on another list. Efficiency and speed being the motive…
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Almost
There’s a moment when you look at the clock (the one right above your head on the wall) and for just a split second you notice a change. Your world literally stops for one brief moment. The second hand stops for a hair too long. And you notice it and you think, “I’ve done it.…
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Who Wants To Be A Person? – Episode 1? “Dancing to the Max”
Todd enters the kitchen through the back door to a round of applause. His wife, Clarissa, greets him, “How was work today?”Todd loosens his tie and begins vomiting in the sink. The studio audience erupts in laughter.“I need to get out of this stupid suit.”Todd removes his shirt and pants. The audience hoots and hollers.…
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Unthinkable Cramps | Christmas in Unthinkable Cramps
Hank stands in line dripping blood like the disgusting bloody cop that he is. He waits with his wife and two daughters for their picture with Santa. The line is beginning to move faster. All the Christmas lights in the storefront windows have turned on. Everyone’s breath hangs in the chill air doing a dance…
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Unthinkable Cramps | George and the Flyer
George mopes down the windy sidewalk with dirt blowing in his eyes. He scratches them until they bleed. A flyer is forced off a telephone pole by a strong gust and through the air. It ducks under signs and excuses its abrupt visitation on passersby, “Pardon me, I didn’t want to be here. So sorry.”…
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Unthinkable Cramps | Belinda Breaks
Sasha and Yoyo sleep with their eyes closed and heads outside their tents to warm their nightmares by the fire. But blocking the heat, unable to sleep, sits Belinda staring into the flames. A marshmallow melts away at the end of a short stick as the heat crawls up her hoof. The events from earlier…
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Unthinkable Cramps | Ria.Weirdo Love
There’s one hillside in Unthinkable Cramps. There could be more, but everyone stopped counting after one. It’s a great spot to go for peace and quiet. To contemplate the deep mysteries of life. To stop and smell the roses. The perfect place for a first date. And Ria and Disgusting are falling head over heels…
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Unthinkable Cramps | Special Announcements!
It’s the new sensation and it’s coming to your door. Who’s door? Burnin’ Willie’s door. It’s only your door if you’re Burnin’ Willie or the person planning on murdering him and living in his house aka his murderer. The only thing hotter in Unthinkable Cramps than Burnin’ Willie are the sounds from indie rockers, Soul…
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