Unthinkable Cramps | Murky, Sanchez and Soul Pods

Murky leaps over the pile of bones and dashes out the back of the restaurant. He looks left and right for Donny and his mother. Then up and down. He sees a bird squawking in a tree and shoots it. He catches a whiff of meatballs and murder in the air and runs to theContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Murky, Sanchez and Soul Pods”

Unthinkable Cramps | Diane & Sheila.Droning So Hard

Diane and Sheila are perched on the roof, the sun reflecting off their tinfoil hats. Sheila watches nervously as Diane navigates a drone over the neighbor’s house.Diane: Why are these things so hard to fly?Sheila: Keep it steady.Diane: I’m trying.Sheila: Make it go in the backyard.Diane flies the drone over the fence and watches theContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Diane & Sheila.Droning So Hard”

Unthinkable Cramps | Sasha n Yoyo.Riding That Train

Yoyo’s face blurs like a static tv station as she rides the poisonous horse into the sunset. Its hooves kicking up loose gravel as they close in on the locomotive. Sasha reaches out her old man arm and pulls herself into a train car. The horse spits venom at her boots and melts her laces.Sasha:Continue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Sasha n Yoyo.Riding That Train”

Cure For The Summer Camp Blues

I chug the sands of time from the hourglass and cough up a crystal ball. One of the few tricks I’ve learned here at summer camp. It’s the only thing that calms me during my panic attacks. Another instance of the signals from my heart and brain crashing into each other from across the room.Continue reading “Cure For The Summer Camp Blues”

Unthinkable Cramps | Ria and Cat

Ria sleeps as though dead in her dinosaur onesie. A cat with old, gray fur prances into her yurt and scratches at the straw mat. It awakens Ria from extinction.Ria: When did we get cats? This place is turning into a real circus.Ria sneezes as the cat rubs against her face. She reaches for aContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Ria and Cat”

Unthinkable Cramps | Special Announcements!

Special Announcements! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! WE BEG YOU! KEEP YOUR CATS OUT OF THE CAT PARK IF THEY’RE AFRAID OF HEIGHTS! it’s the nice thing to do and we’ll tell you why. BECAUSE EVERYTHING IN THE CAT PARK IS FALLING INTO THE SKY! we don’t know why fun cat jungles made of rope are suddenlyContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Special Announcements!”

Unthinkable Cramps | Mac & Nova.The Great Escape

Nova Olsen jams papers into the fax machine while looking around to see who’s watching. The papers crumple and pile up. The machine complains at her with flashing lights and grinding gears. Nearby, Mac tries to peak his head up the slot in the vending machine. Nova grabs him by the arm.Nova: Mac, get overContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Mac & Nova.The Great Escape”