Unthinkable Cramps | Nova Olsen’s New Findings

/ Previously in Unthinkable Cramps / Mac is gripping the papers so tightly they begin to tear. His eyes as wide as oceans as he watches Nova run to the corner of the room and bounce off adjacent walls making her way up to the ceiling. She braces herself at the top and pushes inContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Nova Olsen’s New Findings”

Unthinkable Cramps | Sasha n Yoyo.Riding That Train

Yoyo’s face blurs like a static tv station as she rides the poisonous horse into the sunset. Its hooves kicking up loose gravel as they close in on the locomotive. Sasha reaches out her old man arm and pulls herself into a train car. The horse spits venom at her boots and melts her laces.Sasha:Continue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Sasha n Yoyo.Riding That Train”

Unthinkable Cramps | Mac & Nova.The Great Escape

Nova Olsen jams papers into the fax machine while looking around to see who’s watching. The papers crumple and pile up. The machine complains at her with flashing lights and grinding gears. Nearby, Mac tries to peak his head up the slot in the vending machine. Nova grabs him by the arm.Nova: Mac, get overContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Mac & Nova.The Great Escape”

Unthinkable Cramps | Special Announcements!

This year’s harvesting party was a smashing success! We’d like to thank everyone that came out and showed your support to those kind souls. Unfortunately there was a little mishap (it happens) and someone, I won’t mention any names (Todd), spilled their basket of soul pods. We don’t like to make a big deal aboutContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Special Announcements!”

Unthinkable Cramps | Decaying George -n- Doors

George is dying. Of this he is convinced. Some force spurs him off the couch in search of his toolbox. He doesn’t know yet what the purpose of this action is. A part of him thinks he’s broke. If he just has the right tool, then he can fix himself.  But George was never goodContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Decaying George -n- Doors”

Unthinkable Cramps | Season 1

Towns have rules. Small or large they all follow the basic rules of abiding by the forward march of time and the laws of physics. But there’s always one town that doesn’t play by the rules. Welcome to Unthinkable Cramps. A small, surreal town where time does its own thing. Sometimes it exists, other timesContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Season 1”