Nova Olsen jams papers into the fax machine while looking around to see who’s watching. The papers crumple and pile up. The machine complains at her with flashing lights and grinding gears. Nearby, Mac tries to peak his head up the slot in the vending machine. Nova grabs him by the arm.Nova: Mac, get overContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Mac & Nova.The Great Escape”
Scientific Sylvia, with a body like a test tube, sits in a folding chair reading a book made from fungus.
This year’s harvesting party was a smashing success! We’d like to thank everyone that came out and showed your support to those kind souls. Unfortunately there was a little mishap (it happens) and someone, I won’t mention any names (Todd), spilled their basket of soul pods. We don’t like to make a big deal aboutContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Special Announcements!”
George is dying. Of this he is convinced. Some force spurs him off the couch in search of his toolbox. He doesn’t know yet what the purpose of this action is. A part of him thinks he’s broke. If he just has the right tool, then he can fix himself. But George was never goodContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Decaying George -n- Doors”
Towns have rules. Small or large they all follow the basic rules of abiding by the forward march of time and the laws of physics. But there’s always one town that doesn’t play by the rules. Welcome to Unthinkable Cramps. A small, surreal town where time does its own thing. Sometimes it exists, other timesContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Season 1”