Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop

​Jane Murky: Were you out copping all day, big boy? Detective Murky: That’s right. Jane Murky: You know what they say about a man who comes home all covered in blood. Detective Murky: I don’t do gossip, lady. Jane Murky: It means other things are probably covered in blood too. Wink. Wink. Detective Murky: AreContinue reading “Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop”

Sabrina The Teenage Witch

TONY ESPINO SABRINA V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 10/14/15 EXT. WOODS – DAY OTTO and ELROY are walking through the woods when they spot SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH. OTTO Look, Elroy. There she is! ELROY Stop right there, Sabrina The Teenage Witch! SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH What do you two witch hunters want? OTTO We just wantContinue reading “Sabrina The Teenage Witch”

Scarecut

TONY ESPINO SCARE CUT V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/23/15 INT. BARBER SHOP – DAY OLIVE is in the middle of cutting ELROY’S hair. OLIVE I have no idea what to make for dinner tonight. Oh no! I have to stop cutting your hair. ELROY No you don’t. OLIVE I really do. There’s a ghost in it.Continue reading “Scarecut”

Standup

TONY ESPINO STAND UP V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/25/15 INT. COMEDY CLUB – NIGHT ELROY is standing on stage. OLIVE is the only audience member. ELROY How’s everyone doing tonight? OLIVE Big mistake. Never ask that question! ELROY OK. One audience member who was able to make it out tonight. OLIVE Make me laugh! ELROY IContinue reading “Standup”

Mailman

TONY ESPINO MAILMAN V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/24/15 I/E. BETSY’S HOUSE – DAY A MAILMAN rings BETSY’S doorbell and she opens the door. BETSY Hey, Mr. Postman. What did you bring me today? MAILMAN (singing the blues) There is no mail today. So I’m just delivering you the blues. BETSY And who’s paying for the shipping?Continue reading “Mailman”

Timeout

TONY ESPINO TIMEOUT V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/3/15 INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY OTTO and BETSY are arguing in front of their ten-year-old daughter, STACY. BETSY Why would you say that to me? OTTO Sorry, I just won’t say anything to you anymore. BETSY You’re such a jerk! STACY Mom! Dad! Knock it off! I saidContinue reading “Timeout”

Flies

TONY ESPINO FLIES V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 7/7/15 INT. RESTAURANT – NIGHT OTTO and ALICE are sitting across from each other at a fancy restaurant. Alice is grabbing flies out of the air and eating them. OTTO Why you eating all the flies? ALICE Don’t start judging me again, Otto. Alice snatches a fly off theContinue reading “Flies”