A Short Recount of the Certainty of Death

I open my umbrella. My skin is charred from the sun. I’m usually around six feet, but fatigue has left me several inches shorter over the past few days. The beetle in the palm of my hand doesn’t move. A few feet away, almost invisible, sits a chipped human molar on the ground. Despite myContinue reading “A Short Recount of the Certainty of Death”

Psychedelic Lunchbox | Role Model

EXT. DESERT – DAY An EGYPTIAN WOMAN stands on top of a pyramid and places thefinal brick in place. She slides down the side and lands atthe bottom, disappearing for a moment in a cloud of dust. As the dust settles we see her opening a lunchbox. She gazesinside and notices her sandwich has beenContinue reading “Psychedelic Lunchbox | Role Model”

Unthinkable Cramps | George and the Flyer

George mopes down the windy sidewalk with dirt blowing in his eyes. He scratches them until they bleed. A flyer is forced off a telephone pole by a strong gust and through the air. It ducks under signs and excuses its abrupt visitation on passersby, “Pardon me, I didn’t want to be here. So sorry.”Continue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | George and the Flyer”

Unthinkable Cramps | Belinda Breaks

Sasha and Yoyo sleep with their eyes closed and heads outside their tents to warm their nightmares by the fire. But blocking the heat, unable to sleep, sits Belinda staring into the flames. A marshmallow melts away at the end of a short stick as the heat crawls up her hoof. The events from earlierContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Belinda Breaks”

Unthinkable Cramps | Ria.Weirdo Love

There’s one hillside in Unthinkable Cramps. There could be more, but everyone stopped counting after one. It’s a great spot to go for peace and quiet. To contemplate the deep mysteries of life. To stop and smell the roses. The perfect place for a first date. And Ria and Disgusting are falling head over heelsContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Ria.Weirdo Love”

Unthinkable Cramps | Special Announcements!

It’s the new sensation and it’s coming to your door. Who’s door? Burnin’ Willie’s door. It’s only your door if you’re Burnin’ Willie or the person planning on murdering him and living in his house aka his murderer. The only thing hotter in Unthinkable Cramps than Burnin’ Willie are the sounds from indie rockers, SoulContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Special Announcements!”

Unthinkable Cramps | Nova Olsen’s New Findings

/ Previously in Unthinkable Cramps / Mac is gripping the papers so tightly they begin to tear. His eyes as wide as oceans as he watches Nova run to the corner of the room and bounce off adjacent walls making her way up to the ceiling. She braces herself at the top and pushes inContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Nova Olsen’s New Findings”