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Unthinkable Cramps | Special Announcements!
Special Announcements! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! WE BEG YOU! KEEP YOUR CATS OUT OF THE CAT PARK IF THEY’RE AFRAID OF HEIGHTS! it’s the nice thing to do and we’ll tell you why. BECAUSE EVERYTHING IN THE CAT PARK IS FALLING INTO THE SKY! we don’t know why fun cat jungles made of rope are suddenly…
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Unthinkable Cramps | Mac & Nova.The Great Escape
Nova Olsen jams papers into the fax machine while looking around to see who’s watching. The papers crumple and pile up. The machine complains at her with flashing lights and grinding gears. Nearby, Mac tries to peak his head up the slot in the vending machine. Nova grabs him by the arm.Nova: Mac, get over…
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Unthinkable Cramps | Ria.Enter The Heart
Scientific Sylvia, with a body like a test tube, sits in a folding chair reading a book made from fungus.
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Unthinkable Cramps | Murky & Sanchez On It’s Poddy Time
It’s hard to tell if the truck stop is in the swamp or the swamp is in the truck stop. Either way Detective Murky stands at the bathroom urinal trying to teach himself to whistle while he pees. He’s not good at it. No one ever taught him to whistle. Or to flush. He kicks…
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Unthinkable Cramps | Decaying George -n- Doors
George is dying. Of this he is convinced. Some force spurs him off the couch in search of his toolbox. He doesn’t know yet what the purpose of this action is. A part of him thinks he’s broke. If he just has the right tool, then he can fix himself. But George was never good…
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Unthinkable Cramps | Sasha & Yoyo*One-Armed Lady Bandit
Star vomit wakes Sasha from a deep sleep. She pulls the dreams from her tangled hair. It’s the same one over and over. It’s been like this for a while now. The same dreams every sleep. Sasha catches a rare glimpse of Yoyo’s face at rest. A featureless, melting countenance sleeping against a tree trunk.…
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Surreal Indie Novel
Do you like Bigfoot clones on acid? What about talking flowers? Strange lands? Great. Here’s a book that’s just a real joy to read if you find yourself in prison or alone with the windows shut and the gas on.
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