Sasha and Yoyo sneak through the corridors of the shapeshifting factory on the first floor that houses many strange creatures in prison-like cells. Each one a mad experiment designed by madder men. In one cell a donkey with explosive urine. In another the torso of a man attached to a rotating sphere of energy capableContinue reading “U.C. | Sasha & Yoyo in the Shapeshifting Factory”
Detective Hank Murky sits at the dinner table dripping blood into his meatloaf. His wife, Daisy, watches him as if waiting for a response. On both sides his twin 11 year old daughters, Emily and Rosinda, shout at him with excitement. Murky disappears behind his eyes. Their Golden Retriever, Pitbull, begs by his side. Emily’sContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Murky.Dinner”
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Leroy was repairing his toilet when the whole thing exploded, shooting water throughout the entire bathroom. Leroy took a closer look where the toilet once stood to find the cause for such an explosion. What he found was a a deep hole at least hundreds of feet below the Earth. Quickly Leroy ran to putContinue reading “Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 3) – Just A Broken Toilet?”
5 Tips for a Funeral You Won’t Forget Sometimes it’s almost a total bummer walking into a room with a dead body. Everyone appears to be so reserved. But with a little effort you can be the life of the funeral. A star in the big lights of decaying corpses. That could be you: Mr.Continue reading “5 Tips for a Funeral You Won’t Forget”
That’s not true. George, remember
all the fun we had playing Duck Hunt when
Alice was in the bathroom puking on New Years?