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U.C. | Sasha & Yoyo in the Shapeshifting Factory
Sasha and Yoyo sneak through the corridors of the shapeshifting factory on the first floor that houses many strange creatures in prison-like cells. Each one a mad experiment designed by madder men. In one cell a donkey with explosive urine. In another the torso of a man attached to a rotating sphere of energy capable…
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Unthinkable Cramps | Murky.Dinner
Detective Hank Murky sits at the dinner table dripping blood into his meatloaf. His wife, Daisy, watches him as if waiting for a response. On both sides his twin 11 year old daughters, Emily and Rosinda, shout at him with excitement. Murky disappears behind his eyes. Their Golden Retriever, Pitbull, begs by his side. Emily’s…
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Dream Realm Got Your Eyes? Not With Tarantula Milk Lotion.
Tarantula Milk Lotion and other fine exotic products and services can be found in the pages of Coffee Pots! A Magazine of Unusual.
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Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 3) – Just A Broken Toilet?
Leroy was repairing his toilet when the whole thing exploded, shooting water throughout the entire bathroom. Leroy took a closer look where the toilet once stood to find the cause for such an explosion. What he found was a a deep hole at least hundreds of feet below the Earth. Quickly Leroy ran to put…
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A Comedy Sketch About a Tightrope
That’s not true. George, remember all the fun we had playing Duck Hunt when Alice was in the bathroom puking on New Years?