Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 2) – Dicks of Blood Bleeding

​Carl just got home from a long, hard day at work. As he walked through the front door the lights came on and people jumped out and yelled surprise. It was Carl’s twenty-first birthday, and all his friends gathered to celebrate. Carl’s wife Debbie said, “Happy Birthday, guy. You’re getting a dang vasectomy.” “Uh…What? When?”Continue reading “Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 2) – Dicks of Blood Bleeding”

5 Tips for a Funeral You Won’t Forget

5 Tips for a Funeral You Won’t Forget Sometimes it’s almost a total bummer walking into a room with a dead body. Everyone appears to be so reserved. But with a little effort you can be the life of the funeral. A star in the big lights of decaying corpses. That could be you: Mr.Continue reading “5 Tips for a Funeral You Won’t Forget”

Waking Up With Zombies

There was a time when I attempted, with the help of some friends and strangers, to film a full length zombie film. It was called Waking Up With Zombies. It was terrible as I hoped it would be. And also a lot of fun. In the summer of 2008 I downloaded a copy of FinalContinue reading “Waking Up With Zombies”