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Sometimes I Feel Weird [2]
Int. T.R.’s Bedroom – LaterT.R. tosses and turns in bed. The world is getting to him. Something is in his brain. In his bones. He turns to his side. Hears his heart beating through his ear. Rolls to his back. Feels his heart beating against the sheet. He kicks the sheets off and jumps out…
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Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 5) – Peter Pee Pee Face
“Peter, these christmas lights make me wanna piss in your face,” Peter’s wife, Linda, said to him. “Really?” Peter asked. “Yeah I don’t know why. But when I look at them and then look at you, I wanna piss in your face,” she said. “What a strange phenomena,” Peter said. “Do you think it’s because…
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Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 5) – Land of Wax Chickens
In the land of wax chickens only the unmeltable survive. And Clive the chicken was not unmeltable. He woke up and opened the French doors in his bedroom and walked onto the balcony. He took a deep breath of air into his chicken lungs and then called for his servant. A young chicken with Twinkies…
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A Comedy Sketch About a Tightrope
That’s not true. George, remember all the fun we had playing Duck Hunt when Alice was in the bathroom puking on New Years?
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Lousy – Dream Big
CARLA Well, you look like shit. JAKE Sorry, Carla. I’m just really depressed. Feel so alone in this world.
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Talentless | don’t bring me down
Before I began working here, inside the worm, I was feeling weird as if something were a bit off with reality. I had felt this way for quite sometime. I ignored it. Not forever. Something, whatever was happening wasn’t going away. I knew asking the doctor would bring bad news. It did. Her words as…