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Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 5) – Peter Pee Pee Face
“Peter, these christmas lights make me wanna piss in your face,” Peter’s wife, Linda, said to him. “Really?” Peter asked. “Yeah I don’t know why. But when I look at them and then look at you, I wanna piss in your face,” she said. “What a strange phenomena,” Peter said. “Do you think it’s because…
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Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop
Jane Murky: Why are you punching so many holes in our living room wall? Detective Murky: This is what happens when I hear Shania Twain. Jane Murky: Shania Twain isn’t even on right now. Detective Murky: I know. I’m just saying this is what would happen if she was on. Jane Murky: Then you’re just…
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Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 5) – Heads Will Roll
Eddie was a chiropractor, and he was adjusting the first patient of the day. “How does that feel?” he asked the lady. “Good,” she said. “Ok I’m going to crack your neck now,” Eddie said. As he was cracking her neck her head fell off. “Eh. WTF,” Eddie said to himself. “Such bullshit,” he said…
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Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop
Detective Murky: I can sing back up vocals. Police Chief: What the hell are you talking about, Murky? Detective Murky: The band, idiot. I can sing back up. Police Chief: Not a band. A ban. On police brutality. You folks gotta knock it off. Detective Murky: We can’t write catchy lyrics about that. Police Chief:…
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