Clit Mag Rewind  (Issue 5) – Peter Pee Pee Face

​“Peter, these christmas lights make me wanna piss in your face,” Peter’s wife, Linda, said to him. “Really?” Peter asked. “Yeah I don’t know why. But when I look at them and then look at you, I wanna piss in your face,” she said. “What a strange phenomena,” Peter said. “Do you think it’s becauseContinue reading “Clit Mag Rewind  (Issue 5) – Peter Pee Pee Face”

Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 4) – Carnie Fever 

She wanted nothing more than the heads to stay on the lady.  Karen had run the carnival for years, and for years the lady with four heads had threatened to remove her heads if she didn’t get a raise. The four-headed lady was better known to the public as Quadro Lady. And with winter fastContinue reading “Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 4) – Carnie Fever “

Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop

​Jane Murky: Why are you punching so many holes in our living room wall? Detective Murky: This is what happens when I hear Shania Twain. Jane Murky: Shania Twain isn’t even on right now. Detective Murky: I know. I’m just saying this is what would happen if she was on. Jane Murky: Then you’re justContinue reading “Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop”

Clit Mag Rewind  (Issue 5) – Heads Will Roll

​Eddie was a chiropractor, and he was adjusting the first patient of the day. “How does that feel?” he asked the lady. “Good,” she said. “Ok I’m going to crack your neck now,” Eddie said. As he was cracking her neck her head fell off. “Eh. WTF,” Eddie said to himself. “Such bullshit,” he saidContinue reading “Clit Mag Rewind  (Issue 5) – Heads Will Roll”

Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop 

​Detective Murky: I can sing back up vocals. Police Chief: What the hell are you talking about, Murky? Detective Murky: The band, idiot. I can sing back up. Police Chief: Not a band. A ban. On police brutality. You folks gotta knock it off. Detective Murky: We can’t write catchy lyrics about that. Police Chief:Continue reading “Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop “

Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop

​Detective Murky: Kids, this is Bloody Cop here to tell you not to be filthy dirtbags.  Director: Let’s try that again. Little less adlib this time. And maybe put out the cigarette. Detective Murky: Kids, Bloody Cop here to remind you about personal hygiene. Right now I’m brushing my teeth. Ain’t cause I want to,Continue reading “Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop”

Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 2) – Dicks of Blood Bleeding

​Carl just got home from a long, hard day at work. As he walked through the front door the lights came on and people jumped out and yelled surprise. It was Carl’s twenty-first birthday, and all his friends gathered to celebrate. Carl’s wife Debbie said, “Happy Birthday, guy. You’re getting a dang vasectomy.” “Uh…What? When?”Continue reading “Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 2) – Dicks of Blood Bleeding”