Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop 

​Detective Murky: Feels good to walk through the forest. Breathe in this organic nature. It’s a welcome break from police brutality.  Detective Gonzalez: Don’t get all mushy on me. Detective Murky: I’m just living from my heart center. You should try–hey what do we got here? Detective Gonzalez: Dammit, Murky. Don’t touch the wilderness. DetectiveContinue reading “Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop “

Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 2) – Not Phil!

​Rafael had his eye on the woman of his dreams. She was small, hand-held and yellow. A beautiful state-of-the-art pencil sharpener. Rafael was in love. For days he would just sit at his cubicle and peek through the cracks in the divider at this wonderful, sexy pencil sharpener. Everyday he watched as one after anotherContinue reading “Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 2) – Not Phil!”

Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop 

​Detective Rodriguez: Well well. Look at the massive pontoons on this guy. Detective Murky: Sorry, lady I don’t know who you think you are, but this is my crime scene now so get on out the way. Detective Rodriguez: You can call me Switchblade Sally.  That is, if you can say anything at all withContinue reading “Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop “

Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 1) – Hammer Time

​Everyone stood frozen in time staring up into the sky as nails rained down from above. The ocean had begun spewing out nails right after the series finale of ‘Lost’. As if to say, “I’m way better than that island,” or “Here’s a fucking mystery for you.” Thirty seconds later it became quite apparent justContinue reading “Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 1) – Hammer Time”

Waking Up With Zombies

There was a time when I attempted, with the help of some friends and strangers, to film a full length zombie film. It was called Waking Up With Zombies. It was terrible as I hoped it would be. And also a lot of fun. In the summer of 2008 I downloaded a copy of FinalContinue reading “Waking Up With Zombies”