Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop 

​Detective Murky: Feels good to walk through the forest. Breathe in this organic nature. It’s a welcome break from police brutality.  Detective Gonzalez: Don’t get all mushy on me. Detective Murky: I’m just living from my heart center. You should try–hey what do we got here? Detective Gonzalez: Dammit, Murky. Don’t touch the wilderness. DetectiveContinue reading “Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop “

Clit Mag Rewind  (Issue 2) – Boris and Boobies

​Boris’ mom had that look in her eyes again, then came the fury. “Boris your boobs are stuck to the dinner table again!” It was a typical Friday evening in January and Boris’ boobs were drenched in sweat. Then just like clockwork he reached for the creamed corn and his boobies got stuck to theContinue reading “Clit Mag Rewind  (Issue 2) – Boris and Boobies”

Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop (A-Z)

​Detective Murky: All these flowers and I’m the only one eating them? Detective Gonzalez: Because it’s a flower show for folks to admire their beauty not eat them. Detective Murky: Can’t take me anywhere. Detective Gonzalez: Detective work is what we’re here for. Either get with the program, Murky, or– Detective Murky:  Funny is whatContinue reading “Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop (A-Z)”

Clit Mag Rewind  (Issue 5) – Peter Pee Pee Face

​“Peter, these christmas lights make me wanna piss in your face,” Peter’s wife, Linda, said to him. “Really?” Peter asked. “Yeah I don’t know why. But when I look at them and then look at you, I wanna piss in your face,” she said. “What a strange phenomena,” Peter said. “Do you think it’s becauseContinue reading “Clit Mag Rewind  (Issue 5) – Peter Pee Pee Face”

Clit Mag Rewind  (Issue 1) – Johnny From The Tracks

​There was a boy named Johnny who grew up on the right side of the tracks with good friends, good family and hot chicks. Then one day Johnny started chopping all of their heads off and couldn’t understand why. Unbeknownst to Johnny he was diagnosed at a young age with being a ninja. Finally hisContinue reading “Clit Mag Rewind  (Issue 1) – Johnny From The Tracks”

Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 4) – Carnie Fever 

She wanted nothing more than the heads to stay on the lady.  Karen had run the carnival for years, and for years the lady with four heads had threatened to remove her heads if she didn’t get a raise. The four-headed lady was better known to the public as Quadro Lady. And with winter fastContinue reading “Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 4) – Carnie Fever “

Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop

​Jane Murky: Why are you punching so many holes in our living room wall? Detective Murky: This is what happens when I hear Shania Twain. Jane Murky: Shania Twain isn’t even on right now. Detective Murky: I know. I’m just saying this is what would happen if she was on. Jane Murky: Then you’re justContinue reading “Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop”

Clit Mag Rewind  (Issue 5) – Heads Will Roll

​Eddie was a chiropractor, and he was adjusting the first patient of the day. “How does that feel?” he asked the lady. “Good,” she said. “Ok I’m going to crack your neck now,” Eddie said. As he was cracking her neck her head fell off. “Eh. WTF,” Eddie said to himself. “Such bullshit,” he saidContinue reading “Clit Mag Rewind  (Issue 5) – Heads Will Roll”