An unmarked Ford Granada cruises the empty streets of Unthinkable Cramps, alternating between paved and dirt. Smoke clouds the windshield. For a moment it reverses back into Hank Murky’s cigarette. The cigarette regains its former state from moments ago when he lit it. Blood drips from the steering wheel. Blood always drips from the steeringContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Murky & Sanchez”
Bodies get tired. Too much work. Too much travel. Physical pain gets unbearable. Was this physical pain Ria was feeling? The room felt too small. Maybe it was. New places felt simultaneously too big and too small whenever she found herself in them. A cigarette butt was jammed into the air vent on the floor.Continue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Ria”
Towns have rules. Small or large they all follow the basic rules of abiding by the forward march of time and the laws of physics. But there’s always one town that doesn’t play by the rules. Welcome to Unthinkable Cramps. A small, surreal town where time does its own thing. Sometimes it exists, other timesContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Season 1”
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“The universe is disguising its intentions. It must unveil them before it’s too late,” Roxanne said. “If it has no plans on helping us deliver this short film to the masses then we need to start persuading it.” “Fuck this universe if it doesn’t want to help,” Nina said. “There’s other universes we can ask.”Continue reading “5 Minutes of What?”
“Oh, Dylan you’re so crazy the way you wash dishes with total abandonment. I wish I was you,” Dylan’s main squeeze said. Dylan slammed the sponge in the sink and yelled in her face, “You can never be me! Our fucking DNA is so different! Argh!” “What if I knew a way to grow yourContinue reading “Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 5) – Growing Something In There?”
Eliza was chasing something through the halls of her college building. “Oh my god! Someone catch it! It’s going too fast!” she exclaimed. Finally she cornered the scurrying little creature. “Holy shit, it’s a little life! Look everyone it’s a life! Let’s burn it!” The life looked up at Eliza and said, “Take it easy.Continue reading “Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 3) – A Little Life”