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Unthinkable Cramps | Carlos the Rebel
The sleepy hour of sadness after lunch. An hour that stretches like chewing gum. Mac rests his fingers on his keyboard to make them look busy. He listens in on Carlos and Nova’s conversation. Nova: I can’t believe they’re getting rid of you. I’m gonna get them back. Carlos: It’s fine. The thrill of this…
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Unthinkable Cramps | Murky & Sanchez On It’s Poddy Time
It’s hard to tell if the truck stop is in the swamp or the swamp is in the truck stop. Either way Detective Murky stands at the bathroom urinal trying to teach himself to whistle while he pees. He’s not good at it. No one ever taught him to whistle. Or to flush. He kicks…
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Unthinkable Cramps | Decaying George -n- Doors
George is dying. Of this he is convinced. Some force spurs him off the couch in search of his toolbox. He doesn’t know yet what the purpose of this action is. A part of him thinks he’s broke. If he just has the right tool, then he can fix himself. But George was never good…
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Overheard in Woods
VOICE 1Plenty of possibilities here for all of you to discuss what we should kill.VOICE 2We shouldn’t do the killing thing. Let’s do the loving thing, man.VOICE 1You’re high. You would say that.VOICE 2Yeah I totally would. I did. I said it. What’d I say again?VOICE 1They can’t all stay. There’s simply too many. I…
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Unthinkable Cramps | Ria.Jerry the Monk
It’s dark outside. The sky remains a dark blue. Ria runs through the woods trying to find the trail she lost. She picks it up and sees a familiar face sitting in the middle of the path. She recognizes the top of his bald head even in the dark. He still has 73 candles sticking…
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Unthinkable Cramps | Special Announcements!
Demon and apparition pickup! Don’t miss out. This Saturday only. And another Saturday a few months from now. But that’s it. Except for another Saturday at a randomly selected time to be announced randomly to allow you plenty of time to prepare. So make sure any unwanted demons, ghosts, poltergeists, angels or other spirits are…
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Overheard on Mountaintop
VOICE 1 Reading the meter this early in the afternoon? Think that’s a wise decision, killer? VOICE 2 I’ve made a lot of dubious decisions but this one takes the cake I must say. So yes I think this to be a most wise display of my brain faculties at play. VOICE 1 Didn’t need all that…
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Unthinkable Cramps | Mac, Nova & The New Guy
Mac stands by the water cooler. The final minutes of his break. He breathes as if cherishing every breath of these final moments of freedom. He stares at something out the window in the distance. Nova approaches and slaps him on the back. Nova: What’s up, buddy? Your hologram is tight. You sure were a…