Unthinkable Cramps | Ria and Cat

Ria sleeps as though dead in her dinosaur onesie. A cat with old, gray fur prances into her yurt and scratches at the straw mat. It awakens Ria from extinction.Ria: When did we get cats? This place is turning into a real circus.Ria sneezes as the cat rubs against her face. She reaches for a

Unthinkable Cramps | Special Announcements!

Special Announcements! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! WE BEG YOU! KEEP YOUR CATS OUT OF THE CAT PARK IF THEY’RE AFRAID OF HEIGHTS! it’s the nice thing to do and we’ll tell you why. BECAUSE EVERYTHING IN THE CAT PARK IS FALLING INTO THE SKY! we don’t know why fun cat jungles made of rope are suddenly

Honesty

“This meatloaf is amazing, Jim. What did you put in it?”Jim’s wedding ring sits on the table, leaving a pale white circle around his finger.“Poison, Cleo. Poison.”

Unthinkable Cramps | Mac & Nova.The Great Escape

Nova Olsen jams papers into the fax machine while looking around to see who’s watching. The papers crumple and pile up. The machine complains at her with flashing lights and grinding gears. Nearby, Mac tries to peak his head up the slot in the vending machine. Nova grabs him by the arm.Nova: Mac, get over

Unthinkable Cramps | Murky. Bloody. And Drunk.

The darkness plays tricks on Detective Murky’s detective eyes as he searches for his house key. He doesn’t like solving mysteries in the middle of the night. Especially ones so close to home on his keyring. It’s a quiet night off from copping. A night he was planning on drinking away down at the pub.

Unthinkable Cramps | Lady Griddlebone & Friends

The pot of mac and cheese sits on the kitchen floor being stirred with a foot. The white demon snaps the waist band of his rainbow tighty whities and flicks the pot across the room with one of his crutches. The pot smacks George in the head as he sits at the table reading a

Unthinkable Cramps | Sasha & Yoyo – Dynamite!

Sasha looks at the rot permeating through every board of the barn and compares it to the rot seeping into her soul. Soul rot. The worst type of rot to have. She wants to share her rot with the world. She imagines eating it for breakfast. A new cereal all the kids will love. Soul

Unthinkable Cramps | Ria.Enter The Heart

Scientific Sylvia, with a body like a test tube, sits in a folding chair reading a book made from fungus.