​Detective Rodriguez: Well well. Look at the massive pontoons on this guy. Detective Murky: Sorry, lady I don’t know who you think you are, but this is my crime scene now so get on out the way. Detective Rodriguez: You can call me Switchblade Sally.  That is, if you can say anything at all with…

​Everyone stood frozen in time staring up into the sky as nails rained down from above. The ocean had begun spewing out nails right after the series finale of ‘Lost’. As if to say, “I’m way better than that island,” or “Here’s a fucking mystery for you.” Thirty seconds later it became quite apparent just…