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Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 5) – Heads Will Roll
Eddie was a chiropractor, and he was adjusting the first patient of the day. “How does that feel?” he asked the lady. “Good,” she said. “Ok I’m going to crack your neck now,” Eddie said. As he was cracking her neck her head fell off. “Eh. WTF,” Eddie said to himself. “Such bullshit,” he said…
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Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop
Detective Murky: I can sing back up vocals. Police Chief: What the hell are you talking about, Murky? Detective Murky: The band, idiot. I can sing back up. Police Chief: Not a band. A ban. On police brutality. You folks gotta knock it off. Detective Murky: We can’t write catchy lyrics about that. Police Chief:…
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Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop
Detective Rodriguez: Well well. Look at the massive pontoons on this guy. Detective Murky: Sorry, lady I don’t know who you think you are, but this is my crime scene now so get on out the way. Detective Rodriguez: You can call me Switchblade Sally. That is, if you can say anything at all with…
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Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 1) – Hammer Time
Everyone stood frozen in time staring up into the sky as nails rained down from above. The ocean had begun spewing out nails right after the series finale of ‘Lost’. As if to say, “I’m way better than that island,” or “Here’s a fucking mystery for you.” Thirty seconds later it became quite apparent just…
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