Mall Santa

TONY ESPINO MALL SANTA V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 12/3/15 INT. MALL – DAY We see ALICE and her daughter VANESSA waiting in line to see SANTA. VANESSA Mom! I really want to see Santa. Why is it taking so long? ALICE Because we have to wait for these other kids to tell him what they want.Continue reading “Mall Santa”

Dr. Voltron

Oh the horror, the madness on that operating table as I looked down on my patient while I received the most intense wedgie imaginable. Who was this person with their guts hanging out and mocking me while my underwear stretched beyond its recommended length? Leave me alone with your blood and gore I can notContinue reading “Dr. Voltron”

Snow White

TONY ESPINO ANTI-SNOW WHITE V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 8/6/15 EXT. FOREST – DAY GRUMPY is sitting down against a tree, with one eye shut, playing with a stick. GRUMPY Snow White has turned into such a bitch lately. SLEEPY notices Grumpy and sits down next to him. SLEEPY You grumpy? GRUMPY What you can’t tell usContinue reading “Snow White”

The Fragmented Stranger of The Slaughterhouse Awakening

The Fragmented Stranger of The Slaughterhouse Awakening I Life. This was it. Dragon Bordello was walking the city’s spine when his head fell off. For a moment, the busy sidewalk of pedestrians stood naked before the street. Dragon’s head tumbled onto the sidewalk and rolled through clouds of dust before coming to a stop. HeContinue reading “The Fragmented Stranger of The Slaughterhouse Awakening”