Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop

​Detective Murky: Kids, this is Bloody Cop here to tell you not to be filthy dirtbags.  Director: Let’s try that again. Little less adlib this time. And maybe put out the cigarette. Detective Murky: Kids, Bloody Cop here to remind you about personal hygiene. Right now I’m brushing my teeth. Ain’t cause I want to,Continue reading “Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop”

Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop

​Detective Murky: Hurry up and catch up to them already, Gonzalez! Detective Gonzalez: Pedal is to the metal, partner. Murky: That ain’t good enough. I’ll be back. Gonzalez: Christ, Hank. Get back here. Why are you going on the hood? Murky: I seen it in a movie. Calm down. Gonzalez: We’re going 72 miles–71 milesContinue reading “Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop”

Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop

​Jane Murky: Were you out copping all day, big boy? Detective Murky: That’s right. Jane Murky: You know what they say about a man who comes home all covered in blood. Detective Murky: I don’t do gossip, lady. Jane Murky: It means other things are probably covered in blood too. Wink. Wink. Detective Murky: AreContinue reading “Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop”

Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop

Drive Thru Employee: Umm…uh, sir. You’re covered in blood. Detective Murky: Well, I guess I should say fuck you for bringing that to my attention. Employee: I’m sorry. I just didn’t know if you were aware. That’s all. Murky: That’s good, lady. Maybe we can be friends. Employee: Okay. Murky: Well maybe I don’t needContinue reading “Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop”