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Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop
Jane Murky: Were you out copping all day, big boy? Detective Murky: That’s right. Jane Murky: You know what they say about a man who comes home all covered in blood. Detective Murky: I don’t do gossip, lady. Jane Murky: It means other things are probably covered in blood too. Wink. Wink. Detective Murky: Are…
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Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 5) – Fart Gallery
Ben was arguing with the director at the art gallery yelling, “Why doesn’t it smell in here?” “Excuse me? I’m not sure what you mean,” the art director said. Ben started sniffing very loudly and said, “I thought this was a fart gallery! I expected it to smell like one!” “It’s an art gallery, sir.…
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Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop
Drive Thru Employee: Umm…uh, sir. You’re covered in blood. Detective Murky: Well, I guess I should say fuck you for bringing that to my attention. Employee: I’m sorry. I just didn’t know if you were aware. That’s all. Murky: That’s good, lady. Maybe we can be friends. Employee: Okay. Murky: Well maybe I don’t need…
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A Comedy Sketch About a Tightrope
That’s not true. George, remember all the fun we had playing Duck Hunt when Alice was in the bathroom puking on New Years?
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Lousy – Dream Big
CARLA Well, you look like shit. JAKE Sorry, Carla. I’m just really depressed. Feel so alone in this world.
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