TONY ESPINO MAILMAN V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/24/15 I/E. BETSY’S HOUSE – DAY A MAILMAN rings BETSY’S doorbell and she opens the door. BETSY Hey, Mr. Postman. What did you bring me today? MAILMAN (singing the blues) There is no mail today. So I’m just delivering you the blues. BETSY And who’s paying for the shipping?Continue reading “Mailman”


TONY ESPINO TIMEOUT V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/3/15 INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY OTTO and BETSY are arguing in front of their ten-year-old daughter, STACY. BETSY Why would you say that to me? OTTO Sorry, I just won’t say anything to you anymore. BETSY You’re such a jerk! STACY Mom! Dad! Knock it off! I saidContinue reading “Timeout”


TONY ESPINO FLIES V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 7/7/15 INT. RESTAURANT – NIGHT OTTO and ALICE are sitting across from each other at a fancy restaurant. Alice is grabbing flies out of the air and eating them. OTTO Why you eating all the flies? ALICE Don’t start judging me again, Otto. Alice snatches a fly off theContinue reading “Flies”

Ancient Betsy

TONY ESPINO ANCIENT BETSY V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 5/19/2015 INT. BATHROOM BETSY is staring in the mirror talking to ELROY standing behind her. She’s scrunching her face in unnatural positions. BETSY Look at this wrinkle on my forehead. I’m ancient. ELROY (sarcastic) Yup. You’re so ancient. BETSY I’m like dying right before my eyes. This sucks.Continue reading “Ancient Betsy”