TONY ESPINO MAILMAN V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/24/15 I/E. BETSY’S HOUSE – DAY A MAILMAN rings BETSY’S doorbell and she opens the door. BETSY Hey, Mr. Postman. What did you bring me today? MAILMAN (singing the blues) There is no mail today. So I’m just delivering you the blues. BETSY And who’s paying for the shipping?Continue reading “Mailman”
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Timeout
TONY ESPINO TIMEOUT V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/3/15 INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY OTTO and BETSY are arguing in front of their ten-year-old daughter, STACY. BETSY Why would you say that to me? OTTO Sorry, I just won’t say anything to you anymore. BETSY You’re such a jerk! STACY Mom! Dad! Knock it off! I saidContinue reading “Timeout”
Flies
TONY ESPINO FLIES V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 7/7/15 INT. RESTAURANT – NIGHT OTTO and ALICE are sitting across from each other at a fancy restaurant. Alice is grabbing flies out of the air and eating them. OTTO Why you eating all the flies? ALICE Don’t start judging me again, Otto. Alice snatches a fly off theContinue reading “Flies”
Ancient Betsy
TONY ESPINO ANCIENT BETSY V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 5/19/2015 INT. BATHROOM BETSY is staring in the mirror talking to ELROY standing behind her. She’s scrunching her face in unnatural positions. BETSY Look at this wrinkle on my forehead. I’m ancient. ELROY (sarcastic) Yup. You’re so ancient. BETSY I’m like dying right before my eyes. This sucks.Continue reading “Ancient Betsy”
Dentist
TONY ESPINO DENTIST V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/8/15 INT. DENTIST OFFICE – DAY BETSY is waiting in the room when her DENTIST enters. DENTIST Alright Betsy hop up on this chair right here, and we’ll take a look at those teeth for ya. Betsy gets in the chair and the Dentist looks in her mouth. DENTISTContinue reading “Dentist”
Guru
TONY ESPINO GURU V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/5/15 INT. HOSPITAL ROOM – DAY A spiritual GURU is lying in a hospital bed dying. His two most faithful devotees, ELROY and OLIVE, are by his side. GURU These are my final moments. You two have been the most faithful of all my followers. ELROY You’ve taught usContinue reading “Guru”
Drive-in
TONY ESPINO DRIVE-IN V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/10/15 INT. CAR – NIGHT ELROY and BETSY sit in the car watching a movie at the drive in. BETSY Thanks for bringing me to the drive in. But this movie is so scary, Elroy. ELROY I love it when you’re scared, baby. BETSY It’s Betsy. And I don’tContinue reading “Drive-in”
New Car
TONY ESPINO NEW CAR V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/1/15 INT. CAR DEALERSHIP – DAY A hip car SALESMAN is sitting at a desk across from OLIVE and her very unhip MOM. SALESMAN Well, Olive I think you’re going to be pretty happy with your new whip. OLIVE I think so too. SALESMAN It’s a fast one.Continue reading “New Car”
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