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Traffic
TONY ESPINO TRAFFIC V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 7/16/15 I/E. CAR – DAY OTTO is in the driver’s seat, ELROY is beside him in the passenger’s seat. They’re siting in slow-moving traffic. OTTO This traffic is really making me hate life. ELROY There’s probably not even a good reason for it. OTTO There better be dead bodies…
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Immortality
TONY ESPINO IMMORTALITY V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/30/15 INT. ALIEN RESEARCH LAB – DAY ELROY is looking through a stack of BETSY’S papers with a look of confusion. ELROY What is all this scribble? BETSY That scribble is a language I developed to communicate with the aliens. ELROY Like Pig Latin? BETSY Like Alien Latin. ELROY…
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Dead Bod
TONY ESPINO DEAD BOD V1.1 ORIGINAL DATE 5/14/15 ELROY is crossing the street talking on his cell phone. ELROY (on phone) I’ll be home in ten minutes as long as I don’t get hit by a car. Oh no a car! Elroy gets hit by a car and falls down. A woman named STACY runs…
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Afterlife
TONY ESPINO AFTERLIFE V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/2/15 EXT. ELROY’S HOUSE – DAY ELROY walks up to his front door and tries to unlock it but can’t. Unaware to Elroy there’s a MAN sitting on the curb watching him. ELROY I don’t understand why my house keys aren’t working. Elroy tries unlocking it again, but still…
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Standup
TONY ESPINO STAND UP V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/25/15 INT. COMEDY CLUB – NIGHT ELROY is standing on stage. OLIVE is the only audience member. ELROY How’s everyone doing tonight? OLIVE Big mistake. Never ask that question! ELROY OK. One audience member who was able to make it out tonight. OLIVE Make me laugh! ELROY I…
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Mailman
TONY ESPINO MAILMAN V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/24/15 I/E. BETSY’S HOUSE – DAY A MAILMAN rings BETSY’S doorbell and she opens the door. BETSY Hey, Mr. Postman. What did you bring me today? MAILMAN (singing the blues) There is no mail today. So I’m just delivering you the blues. BETSY And who’s paying for the shipping?…
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Timeout
TONY ESPINO TIMEOUT V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/3/15 INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY OTTO and BETSY are arguing in front of their ten-year-old daughter, STACY. BETSY Why would you say that to me? OTTO Sorry, I just won’t say anything to you anymore. BETSY You’re such a jerk! STACY Mom! Dad! Knock it off! I said…
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Flies
TONY ESPINO FLIES V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 7/7/15 INT. RESTAURANT – NIGHT OTTO and ALICE are sitting across from each other at a fancy restaurant. Alice is grabbing flies out of the air and eating them. OTTO Why you eating all the flies? ALICE Don’t start judging me again, Otto. Alice snatches a fly off the…
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