Unthinkable Cramps | Murky, Sanchez and Soul Pods

Murky leaps over the pile of bones and dashes out the back of the restaurant. He looks left and right for Donny and his mother. Then up and down. He sees a bird squawking in a tree and shoots it. He catches a whiff of meatballs and murder in the air and runs to theContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Murky, Sanchez and Soul Pods”

Unthinkable Cramps | Diane & Sheila.Droning So Hard

Diane and Sheila are perched on the roof, the sun reflecting off their tinfoil hats. Sheila watches nervously as Diane navigates a drone over the neighbor’s house.Diane: Why are these things so hard to fly?Sheila: Keep it steady.Diane: I’m trying.Sheila: Make it go in the backyard.Diane flies the drone over the fence and watches theContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Diane & Sheila.Droning So Hard”

Unthinkable Cramps | Mac & Nova.The Great Escape

Nova Olsen jams papers into the fax machine while looking around to see who’s watching. The papers crumple and pile up. The machine complains at her with flashing lights and grinding gears. Nearby, Mac tries to peak his head up the slot in the vending machine. Nova grabs him by the arm.Nova: Mac, get overContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Mac & Nova.The Great Escape”

Unthinkable Cramps | Murky. Bloody. And Drunk.

The darkness plays tricks on Detective Murky’s detective eyes as he searches for his house key. He doesn’t like solving mysteries in the middle of the night. Especially ones so close to home on his keyring. It’s a quiet night off from copping. A night he was planning on drinking away down at the pub.Continue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Murky. Bloody. And Drunk.”

Unthinkable Cramps | Lady Griddlebone & Friends

The pot of mac and cheese sits on the kitchen floor being stirred with a foot. The white demon snaps the waist band of his rainbow tighty whities and flicks the pot across the room with one of his crutches. The pot smacks George in the head as he sits at the table reading aContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Lady Griddlebone & Friends”