Sasha and Yoyo sneak through the corridors of the shapeshifting factory on the first floor that houses many strange creatures in prison-like cells. Each one a mad experiment designed by madder men. In one cell a donkey with explosive urine. In another the torso of a man attached to a rotating sphere of energy capableContinue reading “U.C. | Sasha & Yoyo in the Shapeshifting Factory”
Detective Hank Murky sits at the dinner table dripping blood into his meatloaf. His wife, Daisy, watches him as if waiting for a response. On both sides his twin 11 year old daughters, Emily and Rosinda, shout at him with excitement. Murky disappears behind his eyes. Their Golden Retriever, Pitbull, begs by his side. Emily’sContinue reading “Unthinkable Cramps | Murky.Dinner”
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Man, I was so jealous of those eyes. So blue and empty. I looked in employee three’s eyes for awhile, and I’m certain no one looked back. I waited, but no one came to the window. It was like that with dead people so I’ve heard. I travelled a lot before I got here. AllContinue reading “Talentless | about that corpse”
“Now this is living. Am I right?” Carlos was one of those guys who have like a umm…reason to live. Every once in a while you meet someone like that. It blows my god damn mind really. I mean we’re blowing dust off this worm’s insides on a daily basis, and it’s almost as ifContinue reading “Talentless | how much is that air?”
I watch George and Sylvia venture up to the third floor with the lantern. They must be going to the closet where employee three, who never told anyone her name, hung herself. It’s one of the only places inside the worm those two could go to make out like they’re sixteen again. I was inContinue reading “Talentless | employee three”