writers – tony espino

December 4, 2017

5 Tips for a Funeral You Won’t Forget

5 Tips for a Funeral You Won’t Forget Sometimes it’s almost a total bummer walking into a room with a dead body. Everyone appears to be so reserved. But with a little effort you can be the life of the funeral. A star in the big lights of decaying corpses. That could be you: Mr.…

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December 4, 2017

A Comedy Sketch About a Tightrope

That’s not true. George, remember all the fun we had playing Duck Hunt when Alice was in the bathroom puking on New Years?

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October 14, 2017

Phantom Vol. 1

Phantom is the story, told by a narrator behind the wheel of a car, about a Phantom made out of loneliness by a Mad Lady. His unusual adventures begin when he becomes part of someone’s art collection against his will. Each folder entry seems to be composed of two parts: the narrator’s own journal entry…

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March 15, 2017

Talentless | about that corpse

Man, I was so jealous of those eyes. So blue and empty. I looked in employee three’s eyes for awhile, and I’m certain no one looked back. I waited, but no one came to the window. It was like that with dead people so I’ve heard. I travelled a lot before I got here. All…

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March 12, 2017

Talentless | how much is that air?

“Now this is living. Am I right?” Carlos was one of those guys who have like a umm…reason to live. Every once in a while you meet someone like that. It blows my god damn mind really. I mean we’re blowing dust off this worm’s insides on a daily basis, and it’s almost as if…

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March 9, 2017

Talentless | employee three

I watch George and Sylvia venture up to the third floor with the lantern. They must be going to the closet where employee three, who never told anyone her name, hung herself. It’s one of the only places inside the worm those two could go to make out like they’re sixteen again. I was in…

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March 6, 2017

Talentless | don’t bring me down

Before I began working here, inside the worm, I was feeling weird as if something were a bit off with reality. I had felt this way for quite sometime. I ignored it. Not forever. Something, whatever was happening wasn’t going away. I knew asking the doctor would bring bad news. It did. Her words as…

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March 2, 2017

Talentless | welcome to the…

My lunch expired. Everything expires in here. It’s fine though I can just tell myself it makes me a better worker. Builds that thing called character I’ve heard people talk about. Possessing character would make me a more desirable human to swallow as a whole. I don’t dare ask the doctor why I can’t catch…

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