Dr. Voltron

Oh the horror, the madness on that operating table as I looked down on my patient while I received the most intense wedgie imaginable. Who was this person with their guts hanging out and mocking me while my underwear stretched beyond its recommended length? Leave me alone with your blood and gore I can notContinue reading “Dr. Voltron”

Ancient Betsy

TONY ESPINO ANCIENT BETSY V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 5/19/2015 INT. BATHROOM BETSY is staring in the mirror talking to ELROY standing behind her. She’s scrunching her face in unnatural positions. BETSY Look at this wrinkle on my forehead. I’m ancient. ELROY (sarcastic) Yup. You’re so ancient. BETSY I’m like dying right before my eyes. This sucks.Continue reading “Ancient Betsy”


TONY ESPINO QUICKSAND V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 5/28/15 EXT. WOODS – DAY OLIVE and BETSY are walking through the woods. BETSY I have no idea how we lost your mom. She was right behind us. Olive checks her cellphone. OLIVE She just texted me. She’s stuck in quicksand. BETSY What did she say? OLIVE “I’m stuckContinue reading “Quicksand”


TONY ESPINO TESTING V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 5/27/15 INT. CLASSROOM – DAY BETSY sits at her desk staring blankly at her test. OTTO sits behind her. MR. COOPER sits at his desk. BETSY Brain you need to start working. What’s your deal? She taps her head. BETSY (CONT’D) Anyone home? I need some answers. OTTO CanContinue reading “Testing”