Brainfreeze

TONY ESPINO BRAINFREEZE V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/19/15 INT. LIVING ROOM LUCY and JACK are watching tv. Jack is eating a giant bowl of ice cream. LUCY Are you sure you can see the television over that mountain of ice cream you’re eating? JACK Doesn’t matter. They’re all dead on that island anyway. Jack takes aContinue reading “Brainfreeze”

Afterlife

TONY ESPINO AFTERLIFE V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/2/15 EXT. ELROY’S HOUSE – DAY ELROY walks up to his front door and tries to unlock it but can’t. Unaware to Elroy there’s a MAN sitting on the curb watching him. ELROY I don’t understand why my house keys aren’t working. Elroy tries unlocking it again, but stillContinue reading “Afterlife”

Standup

TONY ESPINO STAND UP V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/25/15 INT. COMEDY CLUB – NIGHT ELROY is standing on stage. OLIVE is the only audience member. ELROY How’s everyone doing tonight? OLIVE Big mistake. Never ask that question! ELROY OK. One audience member who was able to make it out tonight. OLIVE Make me laugh! ELROY IContinue reading “Standup”

Mailman

TONY ESPINO MAILMAN V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/24/15 I/E. BETSY’S HOUSE – DAY A MAILMAN rings BETSY’S doorbell and she opens the door. BETSY Hey, Mr. Postman. What did you bring me today? MAILMAN (singing the blues) There is no mail today. So I’m just delivering you the blues. BETSY And who’s paying for the shipping?Continue reading “Mailman”