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Lousy – Dream Big
CARLA Well, you look like shit. JAKE Sorry, Carla. I’m just really depressed. Feel so alone in this world.
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Talentless | don’t bring me down
Before I began working here, inside the worm, I was feeling weird as if something were a bit off with reality. I had felt this way for quite sometime. I ignored it. Not forever. Something, whatever was happening wasn’t going away. I knew asking the doctor would bring bad news. It did. Her words as…
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Mall Santa
TONY ESPINO MALL SANTA V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 12/3/15 INT. MALL – DAY We see ALICE and her daughter VANESSA waiting in line to see SANTA. VANESSA Mom! I really want to see Santa. Why is it taking so long? ALICE Because we have to wait for these other kids to tell him what they want.…
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Dr. Voltron
Oh the horror, the madness on that operating table as I looked down on my patient while I received the most intense wedgie imaginable. Who was this person with their guts hanging out and mocking me while my underwear stretched beyond its recommended length? Leave me alone with your blood and gore I can not…
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Sabrina The Teenage Witch
TONY ESPINO SABRINA V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 10/14/15 EXT. WOODS – DAY OTTO and ELROY are walking through the woods when they spot SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH. OTTO Look, Elroy. There she is! ELROY Stop right there, Sabrina The Teenage Witch! SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH What do you two witch hunters want? OTTO We just want…