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Cosmic Ooze From Outer Space – Writing Sample
Cosmic Ooze From Outer Space
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Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 5) – Heads Will Roll
Eddie was a chiropractor, and he was adjusting the first patient of the day. “How does that feel?” he asked the lady. “Good,” she said. “Ok I’m going to crack your neck now,” Eddie said. As he was cracking her neck her head fell off. “Eh. WTF,” Eddie said to himself. “Such bullshit,” he said…
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Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 5) – Land of Wax Chickens
In the land of wax chickens only the unmeltable survive. And Clive the chicken was not unmeltable. He woke up and opened the French doors in his bedroom and walked onto the balcony. He took a deep breath of air into his chicken lungs and then called for his servant. A young chicken with Twinkies…
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Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop
Jane Murky: Were you out copping all day, big boy? Detective Murky: That’s right. Jane Murky: You know what they say about a man who comes home all covered in blood. Detective Murky: I don’t do gossip, lady. Jane Murky: It means other things are probably covered in blood too. Wink. Wink. Detective Murky: Are…
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Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 5) – Fart Gallery
Ben was arguing with the director at the art gallery yelling, “Why doesn’t it smell in here?” “Excuse me? I’m not sure what you mean,” the art director said. Ben started sniffing very loudly and said, “I thought this was a fart gallery! I expected it to smell like one!” “It’s an art gallery, sir.…
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A Comedy Sketch About a Tightrope
That’s not true. George, remember all the fun we had playing Duck Hunt when Alice was in the bathroom puking on New Years?
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