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Unthinkable Cramps | Ria
Bodies get tired. Too much work. Too much travel. Physical pain gets unbearable. Was this physical pain Ria was feeling? The room felt too small. Maybe it was. New places felt simultaneously too big and too small whenever she found herself in them. A cigarette butt was jammed into the air vent on the floor.…
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5 Minutes of What?
“The universe is disguising its intentions. It must unveil them before it’s too late,” Roxanne said. “If it has no plans on helping us deliver this short film to the masses then we need to start persuading it.” “Fuck this universe if it doesn’t want to help,” Nina said. “There’s other universes we can ask.”…
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Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 5) – Growing Something In There?
“Oh, Dylan you’re so crazy the way you wash dishes with total abandonment. I wish I was you,” Dylan’s main squeeze said. Dylan slammed the sponge in the sink and yelled in her face, “You can never be me! Our fucking DNA is so different! Argh!” “What if I knew a way to grow your…
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Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 3) – A Little Life
Eliza was chasing something through the halls of her college building. “Oh my god! Someone catch it! It’s going too fast!” she exclaimed. Finally she cornered the scurrying little creature. “Holy shit, it’s a little life! Look everyone it’s a life! Let’s burn it!” The life looked up at Eliza and said, “Take it easy.…
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Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop
Detective Murky: Feels good to walk through the forest. Breathe in this organic nature. It’s a welcome break from police brutality. Detective Gonzalez: Don’t get all mushy on me. Detective Murky: I’m just living from my heart center. You should try–hey what do we got here? Detective Gonzalez: Dammit, Murky. Don’t touch the wilderness. Detective…
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Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 2) – Boris and Boobies
Boris’ mom had that look in her eyes again, then came the fury. “Boris your boobs are stuck to the dinner table again!” It was a typical Friday evening in January and Boris’ boobs were drenched in sweat. Then just like clockwork he reached for the creamed corn and his boobies got stuck to the…
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Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 3) – Just A Broken Toilet?
Leroy was repairing his toilet when the whole thing exploded, shooting water throughout the entire bathroom. Leroy took a closer look where the toilet once stood to find the cause for such an explosion. What he found was a a deep hole at least hundreds of feet below the Earth. Quickly Leroy ran to put…