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Cosmic Ooze From Outer Space – Writing Sample
Cosmic Ooze From Outer Space
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The Dreams of Left Handers Now Available at Mind Blasters
From the pages of Coffee Pots! A Magazine of Unusual:
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Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 5) – Growing Something In There?
“Oh, Dylan you’re so crazy the way you wash dishes with total abandonment. I wish I was you,” Dylan’s main squeeze said. Dylan slammed the sponge in the sink and yelled in her face, “You can never be me! Our fucking DNA is so different! Argh!” “What if I knew a way to grow your…
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Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 3) – A Little Life
Eliza was chasing something through the halls of her college building. “Oh my god! Someone catch it! It’s going too fast!” she exclaimed. Finally she cornered the scurrying little creature. “Holy shit, it’s a little life! Look everyone it’s a life! Let’s burn it!” The life looked up at Eliza and said, “Take it easy.…
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Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop
Detective Murky: Feels good to walk through the forest. Breathe in this organic nature. It’s a welcome break from police brutality. Detective Gonzalez: Don’t get all mushy on me. Detective Murky: I’m just living from my heart center. You should try–hey what do we got here? Detective Gonzalez: Dammit, Murky. Don’t touch the wilderness. Detective…
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Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 3) – Just A Broken Toilet?
Leroy was repairing his toilet when the whole thing exploded, shooting water throughout the entire bathroom. Leroy took a closer look where the toilet once stood to find the cause for such an explosion. What he found was a a deep hole at least hundreds of feet below the Earth. Quickly Leroy ran to put…
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Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 5) – Peter Pee Pee Face
“Peter, these christmas lights make me wanna piss in your face,” Peter’s wife, Linda, said to him. “Really?” Peter asked. “Yeah I don’t know why. But when I look at them and then look at you, I wanna piss in your face,” she said. “What a strange phenomena,” Peter said. “Do you think it’s because…
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