There was a time when I attempted, with the help of some friends and strangers, to film a full length zombie film. It was called Waking Up With Zombies. It was terrible as I hoped it would be. And also a lot of fun. In the summer of 2008 I downloaded a copy of FinalContinue reading “Waking Up With Zombies”
TONY ESPINO MALL SANTA V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 12/3/15 INT. MALL – DAY We see ALICE and her daughter VANESSA waiting in line to see SANTA. VANESSA Mom! I really want to see Santa. Why is it taking so long? ALICE Because we have to wait for these other kids to tell him what they want.Continue reading “Mall Santa”
Oh the horror, the madness on that operating table as I looked down on my patient while I received the most intense wedgie imaginable. Who was this person with their guts hanging out and mocking me while my underwear stretched beyond its recommended length? Leave me alone with your blood and gore I can notContinue reading “Dr. Voltron”
TONY ESPINO SABRINA V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 10/14/15 EXT. WOODS – DAY OTTO and ELROY are walking through the woods when they spot SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH. OTTO Look, Elroy. There she is! ELROY Stop right there, Sabrina The Teenage Witch! SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH What do you two witch hunters want? OTTO We just wantContinue reading “Sabrina The Teenage Witch”
“Baby, I’m all dolphin-dude.”
He thought Philadelphia was an over exaggeration of AIDS and therefore refused to quote it.
She dumped holy water on my feet and licked my toes in alphabetical order.
He was now a murder 101 teacher but still gave me wise advice.