5 Tips for a Funeral You Won’t Forget

5 Tips for a Funeral You Won’t Forget Sometimes it’s almost a total bummer walking into a room with a dead body. Everyone appears to be so reserved. But with a little effort you can be the life of the funeral. A star in the big lights of decaying corpses. That could be you: Mr.Continue reading “5 Tips for a Funeral You Won’t Forget”

Sabrina The Teenage Witch

TONY ESPINO SABRINA V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 10/14/15 EXT. WOODS – DAY OTTO and ELROY are walking through the woods when they spot SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH. OTTO Look, Elroy. There she is! ELROY Stop right there, Sabrina The Teenage Witch! SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH What do you two witch hunters want? OTTO We just wantContinue reading “Sabrina The Teenage Witch”

Scarecut

TONY ESPINO SCARE CUT V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/23/15 INT. BARBER SHOP – DAY OLIVE is in the middle of cutting ELROY’S hair. OLIVE I have no idea what to make for dinner tonight. Oh no! I have to stop cutting your hair. ELROY No you don’t. OLIVE I really do. There’s a ghost in it.Continue reading “Scarecut”

Cliff

TONY ESPINO CLIFF V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 7/3/15 EXT. CLIFF – DAY OTTO has ALICE cornered at the edge of a cliff with nowhere to go. ALICE Oh no. I’m on a cliff. This is terible. OTTO Nowhere to go now. So hand it over. ALICE Hand what over? OTTO You know what I’m here forContinue reading “Cliff”

Traffic

TONY ESPINO TRAFFIC V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 7/16/15 I/E. CAR – DAY OTTO is in the driver’s seat, ELROY is beside him in the passenger’s seat. They’re siting in slow-moving traffic. OTTO This traffic is really making me hate life. ELROY There’s probably not even a good reason for it. OTTO There better be dead bodiesContinue reading “Traffic”