books – tony espino

October 21, 2019

Surreal Indie Novel

Do you like Bigfoot clones on acid? What about talking flowers? Strange lands? Great. Here’s a book that’s just a real joy to read if you find yourself in prison or alone with the windows shut and the gas on.

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August 5, 2019

Coffee Pots! A Magazine of Unusual

A 24 page collection of advertisements from dimensions unknown now available in the form of a miniature magazine. Leave your email in the comments for a free digital download!

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advertisement, advertising, coffee, coffee pots, graphic design, magazines, marketing, unusual
February 13, 2019

Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 2) – Not Phil!

Rafael had his eye on the woman of his dreams. She was small, hand-held and yellow. A beautiful state-of-the-art pencil sharpener. Rafael was in love. For days he would just sit at his cubicle and peek through the cracks in the divider at this wonderful, sexy pencil sharpener. Everyday he watched as one after another…

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December 4, 2017

5 Tips for a Funeral You Won’t Forget

5 Tips for a Funeral You Won’t Forget Sometimes it’s almost a total bummer walking into a room with a dead body. Everyone appears to be so reserved. But with a little effort you can be the life of the funeral. A star in the big lights of decaying corpses. That could be you: Mr.…

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December 4, 2017

A Comedy Sketch About a Tightrope

That’s not true. George, remember all the fun we had playing Duck Hunt when Alice was in the bathroom puking on New Years?

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March 15, 2017

Talentless | about that corpse

Man, I was so jealous of those eyes. So blue and empty. I looked in employee three’s eyes for awhile, and I’m certain no one looked back. I waited, but no one came to the window. It was like that with dead people so I’ve heard. I travelled a lot before I got here. All…

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March 12, 2017

Talentless | how much is that air?

“Now this is living. Am I right?” Carlos was one of those guys who have like a umm…reason to live. Every once in a while you meet someone like that. It blows my god damn mind really. I mean we’re blowing dust off this worm’s insides on a daily basis, and it’s almost as if…

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March 9, 2017

Talentless | employee three

I watch George and Sylvia venture up to the third floor with the lantern. They must be going to the closet where employee three, who never told anyone her name, hung herself. It’s one of the only places inside the worm those two could go to make out like they’re sixteen again. I was in…

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