Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop (A-Z)

​Detective Murky: All these flowers and I’m the only one eating them?

Detective Gonzalez: Because it’s a flower show for folks to admire their beauty not eat them.

Detective Murky: Can’t take me anywhere.

Detective Gonzalez: Detective work is what we’re here for. Either get with the program, Murky, or–

Detective Murky:  Funny is what I am.

Detective Gonzalez: Good for you.

Detective Murky:  Hold my gun. I’m just getting started.

Detective Gonzalez: Jesus christ. Kill me.

Detective Murky:  Like how? My bones are starting to buzz on the inside.

Detective Gonzalez: Never did like your bones anyway.

Detective Murky: Only now am I beginning to experience, under the influence of these flowers, how truly detestable your face is.

Detective Gonzalez: Possible we could get back to work here?

Detective Murky: Quiet. Rabies are coming to abduct you. Stay with me and I’ll get you out.

Detective Gonzalez: The hell you talking about?

Detective Murky: Unleash your superpowers. Vroom. Vroom. Vroom.

Detective Gonzalez: Where you taking me?

Detective Murky: Xerox time machine because the rabies aren’t capable of interdimensional space travel like we are.

Detective Gonzalez: You wanna translate that into something I can understand?

Detective Murky:  Zoom. Zap. Zap. Zoom. Zoom.

Published by tony espino

a human. for now.

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