Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop

​Jane Murky: Were you out copping all day, big boy?

Detective Murky:
That’s right.


Jane Murky:
You know what they say about a man who comes home all covered in blood.


Detective Murky:
I don’t do gossip, lady.


Jane Murky:
It means other things are probably covered in blood too. Wink. Wink.


Detective Murky:
Are you trying to prevent me from getting into Mordor with these mouth riddles?


Jane Murky:
I’m trying to be romantic, Hank.


Detective Murky:
Well, what the hell did I get you that mangy mutt for?


Jane Murky:
But I want you. I only ever want you.


Detective Murky:
I don’t even want me.


Jane Murky:
I didn’t know you felt this way about yourself.


Detective Murky:
Look at this. I made a list, while I was stomping in the skulls of other humans, of things I would like to change about myself.


Jane Murky:
Be more patient, cultivate compassion. This is beautiful. Do you want to go meditate?


Detective Murky:
Thought you’d never ask.


Jane Murky:
This way, bloody cop.
Detective Murky: I’m coming. Oops. Dropped some fingers on the carpet. Don’t worry they’re not mine. 

Published by tony espino

a human. for now.

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