TONY ESPINO STAND UP V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/25/15
INT. COMEDY CLUB – NIGHT
ELROY is standing on stage. OLIVE is the only audience
How’s everyone doing tonight?
Big mistake. Never ask that
OK. One audience member who was
able to make it out tonight.
Make me laugh!
I tried dissecting a frog once and
I learned that it’s really hard to
have proper technique when you’re
using a cinder block.
That’s not funny. You sick man,
It’s just a joke.
Doesn’t sound like it to me.
You know I just watched Child’s
Play for the first time in over
twenty years. And I’m still just as
terrified of a possessed doll
living in my house…and not paying
That doesn’t make any sense! How
would a doll give you money? These
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