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TONY ESPINO STAND UP V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/25/15

INT. COMEDY CLUB – NIGHT

ELROY is standing on stage. OLIVE is the only audience
member.

ELROY
How’s everyone doing tonight?

OLIVE
Big mistake. Never ask that
question!

ELROY
OK. One audience member who was
able to make it out tonight.

OLIVE
Make me laugh!

ELROY
I tried dissecting a frog once and
I learned that it’s really hard to
have proper technique when you’re
using a cinder block.

OLIVE
That’s not funny. You sick man,
you.

ELROY
It’s just a joke.

OLIVE
Doesn’t sound like it to me.

ELROY
You know I just watched Child’s
Play for the first time in over
twenty years. And I’m still just as
terrified of a possessed doll
living in my house…and not paying
any rent.

OLIVE
That doesn’t make any sense! How
would a doll give you money? These
jokes suck.

ELROY
I don’t…

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