TONY ESPINO PAPER CUT V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/22/15
EXT. STREET CORNER – DAY
CARL is walking down the street when he bumps into SHEILA.
Her shirt is covered in blood with a few drops on her pants.
Hey Sheila, how’s it going? Where’s
all this blood from?
Relax it’s just a paper cut.
That’s like a lot of blood for a
paper cut. Was there a knife
attached to it?
It’s just in a bad spot.
Well, where is it?
There’s so much blood everywhere I
We should try to find it before you
I think it might be on my toe
Sheila and Carl examine her feet.
It’s just all blood and toejam.
Wait. Why would you be picking up
papers with your toes?
Right! My hands. I always use hands
for paper touching.
Carl grabs her hands and looks at them.
Don’t worry, I’ll find it.
He wipes the blood off her hands.
There it is. I found it.
See. I told you I had a paper cut.
But it’s not bleeding.
Well, not anymore.
You lost like all your blood. We
should get you to a hospital. I
mean your shirt is definitely
Looks at her shirt.
I had to shoot my horse today and I
stood too close.
You said that blood was from a
I thought you were talking about
the blood on my pants.
Let’s try this again. Did you shoot
a horse today?
Yeah. I got a paper cut too. Bled
like a pig. Want to see?