Lyrics or What I Hear:
hip hop hip hip hop hip hip hop horray there are many hungry hip hop so we hip hop ten times a day so word you heard cause i ain’t yelling no hey! ain’t chopping no crops but still growing every day here’s another sound from the one that’s crowned from the underground town benny hill phil palsatown drown smile to frown snatching crayons from clowns beat down so furry homie don’t come around dippy dippy balls dippy dippy balls since i’m creeping up i eat ’em all cause they’re older than lerory’s peace to this one and that one and then that’s when i shout out and i didn’t miss one friend
hip hop hip hip hop hip hip hop horray there are many hungry hip hop so we hip hop ten times a day
They’re all about making starving kids with fleas exercise. Ten times a day to be exact. This is how they cure hunger in the hood.
so word you heard cause i ain’t yelling no hey!
The double negative certainly implies that he would be yelling hey. But take everything you learned in 8th grade English and forget it. Naughty was mangling the English language way before Twitter came around.
ain’t chopping no crops but still growing every day
Shit will grow if you don’t chop it. No one in the group thinks it’s their turn to mow the grass.
here’s another sound from the one that’s crowned from the underground town benny hill phil palsatown
Naughty’s dad was a fortune-teller in ‘Nam and went by the name Phil Palsatown. He was crowned the gypsy king of the underground by Benny Hill in the late 1960’s.
drown smile to frown snatching crayons from clowns
The carnival is where their darkest days occur. As happy people leave the carnival Naughty drowns them one by one. For once they feel something. And it’s sadness. They enter the carnival and snatch the crayons from the clowns with the conclusion that they’re toxic and causing people to smile.
beat down so furry homie don’t come around
Some guy tried to sell bibles on their doorstep and they gave him Indian burns until he collapsed. Naughty # 2 was like, “We should scalp him! But I can’t tell where his head stops and his beard begins.” So they just told him not to come back.
dippy dippy balls dippy dippy balls since i’m creeping up i eat ’em all cause they’re older than leroy’s
They’re like, “We’re gay in code.” They spot some saggy balls on the horizon and refuse to let them escape. Dippy balls know when they’re being stalked so stealth is of utmost importance. No balls go to waste. They eat them all primarily because they’re older than Leroy’s. Leroy was the guy at the golf pro shop who helped them with their swing. He knew everything about angles and projection and fulcrums due to his massive old dippy dippy balls. This is where we find out they aren’t actually gay. They only did it to protect Leroy. He’s a mentor to Naughty. Someone walking around with balls older than Leroy’s is unacceptable and down right disrespectful. Those balls got what they deserved.
peace to this one and that one and then that’s when i shout out and i didn’t miss one friend
At first it’s easy to assume they just don’t have a lot of friends and why is he even bragging. But they have friends for days. How did he not miss one friend you ask? By using the system. Spending his childhood in church he memorized the location of every pew, statue, nook, cranny and cross. To each one he assigned a different name. With each name specific details relevant only to that individual. To keep track he would assign a star to the fifth one and a diamond to the tenth one. This way he could make sure he didn’t forget anyone. But more importantly his Inner House needed to be well designed and memorized forward and backwards. If he gained more friends after running out of space he would simply set up towers inside his house. Turning these towers created even more space as did adding windows. This is why it is so impressive that he didn’t miss one friend. Naughty has every right to brag.