Phantom is the story, told by a narrator behind the wheel of a car, about a Phantom made out of loneliness by a Mad Lady. His unusual adventures begin when he becomes part of someone’s art collection against his will. Each folder entry seems to be composed of two parts: the narrator’s own journal entry and … More Phantom Vol. 1
“Oh, Dylan you’re so crazy the way you wash dishes with total abandonment. I wish I was you,” Dylan’s main squeeze said. Dylan slammed the sponge in the sink and yelled in her face, “You can never be me! Our fucking DNA is so different! Argh!” “What if I knew a way to grow your … More Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 5) – Growing Something In There?
Eliza was chasing something through the halls of her college building. “Oh my god! Someone catch it! It’s going too fast!” she exclaimed. Finally she cornered the scurrying little creature. “Holy shit, it’s a little life! Look everyone it’s a life! Let’s burn it!” The life looked up at Eliza and said, “Take it easy. … More Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 3) – A Little Life
Detective Murky: Feels good to walk through the forest. Breathe in this organic nature. It’s a welcome break from police brutality. Detective Gonzalez: Don’t get all mushy on me. Detective Murky: I’m just living from my heart center. You should try–hey what do we got here? Detective Gonzalez: Dammit, Murky. Don’t touch the wilderness. Detective … More Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop
Boris’ mom had that look in her eyes again, then came the fury. “Boris your boobs are stuck to the dinner table again!” It was a typical Friday evening in January and Boris’ boobs were drenched in sweat. Then just like clockwork he reached for the creamed corn and his boobies got stuck to the … More Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 2) – Boris and Boobies
Detective Murky: All these flowers and I’m the only one eating them? Detective Gonzalez: Because it’s a flower show for folks to admire their beauty not eat them. Detective Murky: Can’t take me anywhere. Detective Gonzalez: Detective work is what we’re here for. Either get with the program, Murky, or– Detective Murky: Funny is what … More Tiny Moments with Bloody Cop (A-Z)
Leroy was repairing his toilet when the whole thing exploded, shooting water throughout the entire bathroom. Leroy took a closer look where the toilet once stood to find the cause for such an explosion. What he found was a a deep hole at least hundreds of feet below the Earth. Quickly Leroy ran to put … More Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 3) – Just A Broken Toilet?
“Peter, these christmas lights make me wanna piss in your face,” Peter’s wife, Linda, said to him. “Really?” Peter asked. “Yeah I don’t know why. But when I look at them and then look at you, I wanna piss in your face,” she said. “What a strange phenomena,” Peter said. “Do you think it’s because … More Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 5) – Peter Pee Pee Face
There was a boy named Johnny who grew up on the right side of the tracks with good friends, good family and hot chicks. Then one day Johnny started chopping all of their heads off and couldn’t understand why. Unbeknownst to Johnny he was diagnosed at a young age with being a ninja. Finally his … More Clit Mag Rewind (Issue 1) – Johnny From The Tracks