Phantom is the story, told by a narrator behind the wheel of a car, about a Phantom made out of loneliness by a Mad Lady. His unusual adventures begin when he becomes part of someone’s art collection against his will. Each folder entry seems to be composed of two parts: the narrator’s own journal entry and … More Phantom Vol. 1
5 Tips for a Funeral You Won’t Forget Sometimes it’s almost a total bummer walking into a room with a dead body. Everyone appears to be so reserved. But with a little effort you can be the life of the funeral. A star in the big lights of decaying corpses. That could be you: Mr. … More 5 Tips for a Funeral You Won’t Forget
That’s not true. George, remember
all the fun we had playing Duck Hunt when
Alice was in the bathroom puking on New Years? … More A Comedy Sketch About a Tightrope
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TONY ESPINO STAND UP V1.1 ORIGINAL DRAFT 6/25/15 INT. COMEDY CLUB – NIGHT ELROY is standing on stage. OLIVE is the only audience member. ELROY How’s everyone doing tonight? OLIVE Big mistake. Never ask that question! ELROY OK. One audience member who was able to make it out tonight. OLIVE…
Well, you look like shit.
Sorry, Carla. I’m just really depressed. Feel so alone in this world. … More Lousy – Dream Big
“Some people just can’t handle the future, Graveyard.”
She took to calling me Graveyard because of a demon tattoo on my arm. My real name doesn’t matter. Right now I’m just a journalist guy trying to get the scoop on a door-to-door psychic gal. … More Riding Shotgun With The Gal Who Sells Futures Door-To-Door
Man, I was so jealous of those eyes. So blue and empty. I looked in employee three’s eyes for awhile, and I’m certain no one looked back. I waited, but no one came to the window. It was like that with dead people so I’ve heard. I travelled a lot before I got here. All … More Talentless | about that corpse
“Now this is living. Am I right?” Carlos was one of those guys who have like a umm…reason to live. Every once in a while you meet someone like that. It blows my god damn mind really. I mean we’re blowing dust off this worm’s insides on a daily basis, and it’s almost as if … More Talentless | how much is that air?